A little Monday humor for you...This is an 'oldie but goodie' joke, thought I'd post! Have a wonderfully fun day!
T Denise Clary
Ducks in Heaven
Three women die in a car accident and arrive at the pearly gates of Heaven. St. Peter greets them and says before they ever enter Heaven, "Whatever you do, don't step on the ducks!"
Well the women thought that this was a very odd thing to say, but when they enter Heaven, they see why he did! Ducks are EVERYWHERE!
The 1st woman was talking to the 2nd and, not paying attention, stepped on a duck. St. Peter appears at her side with a pair of handcuffs and a hideous man. "Now that you have stepped on a duck, you shall be chained to this man for the rest of your days here."
A few weeks later, the 2nd woman suffers the same fate.
Now the 3rd woman is determined to not step on a duck. Weeks, months even years pass, and she's yet to step on a duck. Soon, St. Peter has appeared at her side with the most beautiful man she'd ever laid eyes on and a pair of handcuffs. St. Peter handcuffs them and walks away without a word. "Whatever have I done to deserve this?" the woman asks.
"I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck." said the man.